Via Live Poker magazine:

Ah… another weekend.  And it will come and go.  Makes me sad how time soars like Superman.

• Call Selena Gomez.
• Megan Fox is hot.
• Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard doesn’t like America.
• Yung Berg got his Decepticon chain snatched, gives me his business.
• James Franco eats pizza with Zac Efron.
• The 2008 PC Builder’s Bible.
• Adrianne Curry thinks guys shouldn’t shake after peeing.
• Emmy Rossum is cute, her boyfriend is not.
• Black people save $$$ on their wedding.
• Disney princesses in a porno.
• The 50 most significant moments of Internet history.
• If your elementary school textbooks could talk…
• I’m 18, do I have potential?
• “Punch-Out” for the Wii announced.  Yay!
• The Professional Panhandling Plague.
• Dragonball the Movie trailer.

I’ll update this post with boomba soon.

Boomba below the cut…

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Virgins?

Sacramento State grad Natalie Dylan and Italian model Raffella Fico claim they are virgins and are willing to sell their ‘virginity’ for lots of $$$.

Links:

• LEGO celebrates their 30th Anniversary by releasing ‘Hollywood celebrity’ figures.
• UFC fighter Nate Quarry makes fun of Kalib Starnes (watch the end of the fight).
• Megatron in Transformers:  Revenge of the Fallen, looks like an alien vagina.
• The real Jessica Rabbit looks like a crackhead.
• Wario: Shake It! for the Wii is awesome on YouTube.
• Jessica Alba is a milf.
• 6 brainwashing techniques they’re using on you now.
• MySpace superstar Denise Milani has huge boobs.
• TLC re-unites, replaces deceased Left-Eye with plastic Lil’ Kim.
• The girl of the Big 10 in PlayBoy.
• Video games-to-big screen movie updates.
• Governor (and Vice Presidential “hopeful”) Sarah Palin gets hacked by kid (and by anyone interviewing her, for that matter).

And finally, the best link ever…

PORN MADE SAFE FOR WORK! IT IS A TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH!!! (the link is NSFW though, sorry - lol)

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This is what turns a $330k home loan into a $260k one.

Source

Update:  9/26/08

The solution - $700 billion Bailout aka “The Rescue Plan” aka “F U Taxpayers I’m sorry bankers took risks”

Source

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Umm, so HEROES is back on tonight, “the 9 month wait is finally over” - but uh, what happened again? Let’s see… Peter destroys that virus thing and Hiro traps Adam into a coffin, then at a press conference Nathan gets shot by some unknown assailant. Now in the previews it seems all these super villains have escaped their prison cells and are going to join Magneto to form the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants? Hmmm… I guess I could always read the graphic novels for some back story.

The niece and uncle’s looove bug has hit on set! What’s better than all incest/pedo-ness going on both in Heroes and outside of Heroes than using Hayden Panetierre’s real life super powers of converting dookie crumbs into a meal and turning perfume bottles into dildos? Awesome…

1st 3 episode descriptions & some supposed *spoilers* below:
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Note to self:  Never get a white keyboard or mouse again.

I hope I smudge out a win in Week 3 of my $$$ Yahoo! Fantasy Football league because I totally did a last minute (or well, night before) change of my lineup due to Yahoo’s 5-star weekly matchup guide.  Thus far, it proved horribly wrong, as I sat my original RB starters of Chris Perry and Ronnie Brown for LenDale White and Fred Jackson.  Yeah, I shouldn’t have trusted the Fred Jackson advice, obviously… bleh.

Boombas are below and NSFW obviously.

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Jay Cutler and the Denver Broncos want to thank the NFL and Ed Hochuli for a truly exciting game of football.

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Yay for camera phones and webcams right?

NSFW

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These losers made the whale turn off her webcam and ruined my 9/11…

I’ve been busy with my ‘extra-curricular’ activities and what not as you can see, lol.

Don’t hurt your wrists or run out of lotion/tissues, k thx!

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Is it really ‘crazy’ that the Governor of some state that no one believes is a part of the United States can potentially take over as President *when/if* McCain bites the dust?  Or is it just the fact that she is utterly hot for a 40+ year old and reminds us of Tina Fey?

Damn Matt Damon and his ‘really bad Disney movie(s)’…

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